Unite with me

dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

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sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

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zubat:

I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

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deodrant:

maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems

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dancingmypainaway:

unsuspecting-vans:

fasterfood:

people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by?? 

This is my problem. I live with chronic bitchface okay?!!

IS THAT A TRANSPARENT LEO FROLLIKING THROUGH THE HALLWAYS OF MY BLOG

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aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

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