me posing for a pic:
kim kardashian has been playing her own game interacting with herself in a video game
My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay
This is who I’m sharing my Coke with.
modern-day mother teresa
Everyone is being all artsy on instagram during the summer and then there is me looking like a fucking papaya
*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*