Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems
people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
This is my problem. I live with chronic bitchface okay?!!
IS THAT A TRANSPARENT LEO FROLLIKING THROUGH THE HALLWAYS OF MY BLOG
In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit
so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’
and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing
omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.
i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago